she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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