What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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