i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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