he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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