the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You pole danced in your parka.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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