I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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