there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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