Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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