Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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