My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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