dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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