honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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