Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
