I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So vagazzling was a success
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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