All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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