Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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