Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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