that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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