Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You pole danced in your parka.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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