Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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