she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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