Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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