i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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