I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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