So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We need to get me chipped asap
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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