How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
