should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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