forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Randomize