Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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