Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
