what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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