some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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