Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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