And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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