super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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