Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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