no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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