I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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