The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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