how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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