he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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