They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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