I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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