i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Randomize
