Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
What a dumb baby whore.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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