11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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