Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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