He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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