evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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