another moral hangover. fuck.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
