I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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