school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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