Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize