About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm too high and old for this...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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