Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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