Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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