Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Randomize
