Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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