super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There r osticjed everywhere
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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